We could have gotten some lawyers to write up our privacy notice and have it go on and on until the chickens came home but that’s just not like us. It’s pretty simple here at Clavey. When you place an order at Clavey you will be providing us with some basic personal information; name, address, email, phone, etc. We then put that information into our database so we can have it handy when you place another order. If, in the ordering process, you decide to sign up on our email list you will receive (at the most) one email a week informing you of any specials, new products, news or events. We will never, never EVER share your personal information with anyone – no affiliates, no research groups, political parties, etc – nada, nunca, no one! The only exception to this is if someone – Warren Buffet for example – decides to buy Clavey for a very large sum of money and in that case we would have to transfer our database to the new owner (who would have to be as cool or cooler than us).
Clavey does not knowingly sell or collect information from children under 13. So if you’re under 13 feel free to check out the site but don’t even think about trying to place an order or we’ll tell your parents on you.
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